PUSING

Hari pertama ok lh BIG gk her tp KOk lama2 Semua Pel her sih Kecuali Big........Nilainy Bekisar 25-35-45 segitu2 aj...waduh aq pusing.......padahal aq udh berusaha mati2an lho...dsr bapet ah..TUHAN km Kok Tega Sama aq sih...Resek ah.. ;p

incindent hp

astaga hp aq mirip wiwied......ohohohoho

gpp lh....nanti aq ganti lg ...hahahah

tp pengen siberian husky..kira2 yg enk yg mana nie

MALAM MENCEKAM

HUaaaaaa aq sendiri d rumah...... Kalo hari2 biasany sih gpp..tp ini OMg OMg OMg OMg Omg

awal cerita aq am kak shenie cerita tentang org yg meninggal...tp tiba2 ad ambulance lewat d belakang rmah ...

SO Horor ....... 

Its Night Mare..... (slh tulis kali)


kondisi malam ini.... sungguh dingin...... gelap gk ad bintang am bulan..... Mencekam........ hiiii : (((((((

kejadian lucu

Jordy

srey aq suka km
mw gk km
jd
pembantu aq ????

11:30pmAsrye

he? apaa sihh.. jordi garing dh. ahahah!

:D

11:31pmJordy

eits aq tw km butuh duit kn srey..km bisa kerja mulai bsk....

11:32pmAsrye

ahaha, ntar yh liat jadwl ku dulu. mm.. duh maap jord besok padat ee jadwal, musti k amrik buat dinner breng am fans ku

11:34pmJordy

cckkc Baru jadi babu aj nyolot.. lho bukanny km kerja dulu k tempat aq...kn duit tiket dapat dr gaji pertama mu..aduh baru jd babu aj ...majikan aj gk mamer ahaha

11:35pmAsrye

aduuh.. salh org kali mas. ini asry lestari sodaray megan fox. hahah

11:36pmJordy

iy... si megan yg suka nyolong mangga kn d rmh aq

ahhahahah

11:39pmAsrye

ooh, loh justru itu pohon mangga saya. gag liat papn dstu

??

jelas2 tulisany "di larang menginjak maupun mencium bau pohn mangga milik asrye lestari bserta kluargay"

dasar loo orang kampung, makay kalo puy mata d baca doong!!

ahahaha!! :D

11:40pmJordy

eits kok km makin nyolot ya....... km gk jlz2 baca sh..... mangga milik asrey dan keluarga yg numpang dan menjadi pembantu d rmh jordy

11:43pmAsrye

gag ada koo.. iii...ii.. balik k kampung kmu sana, majikan koo buta huruf sihh. lulus playgroup nyogok apa sih?? pasti nyogoky kamu nari stirptis depan kpala sekolh dn guru2y

11:44pmJordy

lho km sebagai pembantu hrz tw kalo saya tdk ad waktu untk membaca krn sibuk

11:46pmAsrye

sibuk phatiin aku, sangking tpesona melihat inerbeauti ku dan k cantikan luar ku. hahah maksh :)

11:47pmJordy

ckck bukan tp krn melihat kerja km gk becus... cm bgs kalo pacaran aj sama tukang rumput ..ahahah

11:50pmAsrye

aahh.. sirik aja sih majikan. dari pada situ doyany ama sama jenis. saya pnah liat kmu pnah mencolek pantat lelaki tua yg sedang mengais sampah di pinggir jaln. dasar majikan biadap hati busuk spert tampangy!

hahah

11:50pmJordy

kurang ajar

saya mencolek ny krn dia kentut d dpn saya.... na anda am tukang kebun sebelah..bikin malu..taro mana muka saya babu

11:53pmAsrye

astagfiruullah, situ jangan menyebut pacar saya tukang kebun. dia konglomerat no 1 sjagat raya! cumn karna dia lagi bkebun d bilg tukang kebun. iihh, emang beneran buta ini majikan tamapng busuk!

11:54pmJordy

dsr pembantu tukang kebun ..ngayal ya ??? iy dy konglomerat...aq juga jesse mccartney... udh jgn ngeyel km...d ksh tw ngeyel..aq potong persenan km ..... udh kerja sana dsr babu sok sexy

kesibukan JOrdy

Huaaa aq sibuk banget....... ya Ordinary Day lah.......

Simulai Dari Pagi....Olah raga..S&B,Jepang...Fisika..PpKN

1. Olah raga : main voli td pagi..huaa datang telat trz pertama aq hampir k bawah tp ad kak2 bilang klz 1 d voli ya udh akhirny aq langsung k lap.Voli... ahahah trz aq d sana cm duduk2 aj..Coz aq gk bisa main voli.... walaupun aq d suru main voli tp berani bayar brp mereka.......kalo d bawah 1 Jt pasti aq gk mw main voli..Tp kl d ats ny yudh aq terima.....
2. S&B: huaa aq sempet sakit perut.....rasany mw mati...... yudh krn bu ny gk ad jd aq usahain ngapal KATAKANA jepang.... yeee...
3. Jepang : Na pas jepang untung aq udh ngapal jd pas d tanya aq agk2 bisa lh.ahahaha
4. FISIKA : Wah guru baru..tp gk ngeri ap yg d terangin.... maap ya...
5. Ppkn : HUaa panas ny ....trz dpt tugas gambar...whuahhaha aq gamabar aj ngasal ahahah liat dh jd ny bgs gk.....

Pulang langsung exscool dh..pertama aq bingung pilih mn... tp yudh lh....aq sinema dulu....theater bs nanti..coz sinema lg buat pilem...MAAP YA THEATER... 

Pulang nemenin Ade beli bensin..Nah lho aq bingun tu Tante2 kok kaya Bencong sh mukany..kebanyakan kolagen tu..bedak menor... aahhahaha maap ya ........


PULANG LANGSUNG OL TRZ MANDI.........OL LG.....BELAJAR......TDR ahahah

Jordy Hari ini

AQ PENGEN NAGIS GTW KNP ...

AQ KANGEN IMA

AQ KANGEN FILEMON

AQ KANGEN BELINDA

AQ MAU MASUK IPA

NILAI AQ HANCUR TRZ

SETIAP AQ MENCOBA PASTI SELALU GAGAL........

AQ PENGEN MEMUTAR WAKTU..........

AQ MW MENIKMATI MASA2 SMP AM SD AQ...... 

GILA

Semakin Hari semakin gila dgn tugas2


gmn mw masuk IPA cb........


ULANGAN MAT GK AD KABAR..... Ul BIO JLK...


HUH SEMANGAT TETAP MASUK IPA........




JMC FULL LOVE

Leng Leng

Astaga hari yg aneh...masa d bus g husir sih... kejadian ny kemaren...pas lg naik bus am dayang ...... sebelum naik aq udh nanya aty katany gabung okey

Jordy:eh bus ny gabung jh
Aty: iya naik udh...
Jordy:ke itu dayang d dpn bus..
Siska: Eh cepat bus ny mau pergi...
Jordy: ommm aq terlalu sexy untk d tinggal...

begitu mw naik...
dayang:jor gabung kh
jordy dgn pd: iy naik yukz....

pas naik dan memilih tempat duduk tiba2 om ny datang trz bilang yg pc 4 d belakang ya.... aty pun bilang ayo jordy dayang pindah....

Jordy am dayang pun krn udh d sebut namany sama aty pun mengaku kalo d pc 4 !! sebelum mw turun...

Jordy:asss!@@#@!$!! apa taro mn harga diri aq....aro mana muka aq.....
dayang pun ingin ketawa tp d tahan.... gk begitu lama pun aq nyadar trz turun.....

pas turun: aq terlalu sexy untk d turunin wkwkwk





HARI GILA DH

3

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?

Lets' make a team
Make 'em say my name
Lovin' the extreme
Now are you game?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin' meant
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me
You and me...
Or three....
Or four....
- On the floor!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

Te Amo

Te amo, te amo
She says to me
I hear her pain in her voice
Then we danced underneath the candelabra, she takes the lead
That's when I saw it her in her eyes- it's over

Then she said te amo, then she put her hand around me waist
I told her no, she cried- Te amo
I told her I'm not gonna run away, but let me go
My soul is crying, without asking why- I said te amo
Wish somebody tell me what she said
Don't it mean I love you
Think it means I love you
Don't it mean I love you

Te amo, te amo,
Shes scared to breathe
I hold her hand, I got no choice
Pulled me out on the beach, danced in the water, I start to leave
She's begging me and asking why it's over

Then she said te amo, then she put her hand around me waist
I told her no, she cried- Te amo
I told her I'm not gonna run away, but let me go
My soul is crying, without asking why- I said te amo
Wish somebody tell me what she said
Don't it mean I love you
Think it means I love you
Don't it mean I love you

Yes we can dance
But you gotta watch your hands
Watch me all night, I move into the light, because I understand
That we all need love
And I'm not afraid to feel the love but I don't feel that way, no

Then she said te amo, then she put her hand around me waist
I told her no, she cried- Te amo
I told her I'm not gonna run away, but let me go
My soul is crying, without asking why- I said te amo
Wish somebody tell me what she said
Don't it mean I love you
Think it means I love you
Don't it mean I love you
Think it means I love you
Love you

Te amo, te amo
Don't it mean I love you.

BENCI BANGET

Brengsek Babi Anjing !!!!!!

BENCI

Eh KM mentang2 kak2 klz gk ush sok2 dh..... dsr metrosexsual...bisany dan2 trz...gila hormat.... d kira kita suka ap am km...km tu bisany nyuru dan nyuru... inget ya 1 hal metro kalo misalny aq keluar dr tu exshcool.... ank klz satu pasti rata2 jg keluar......jd gk ush terlalu gilak hormat........ nyolot2 matamu mw aq tusuh lama2..... jijik aq liat muka km....km tu gk becus gk kaya yg lain.....bentar2 nangis..... nangis..... trz kalo nangis bisany muka kaya taik k injak sepatu........ Asal elo tw ya.... JIJIK km tu pacaran am tu cewk..... cb liat tu exscholl km bisany nyuru2 trz gk ad hormatny dikit.... eh masih mending ya aq sudi ngasih cerita aq..... km kok kaya gk menghargai gitu....elo minta d bayar berapa sh......... Asal km tw ya !!!! 


JIJIK AQ AM KM....... Ingat ya.... aq niatny mw keluar dr tu exschool... liat aj selama aq oop km mampu ap !!! aq tw km udh senior aq...... cm km gk kreatif......... dsr sebangsany gay !!!!

.......

kpn ya bisa ketemu Filemon,Ima,Belinda lagi?? udh kangen banget.....

aq masih ingat waktu nganter mereka pergi....belinda dan filemon saat mw berangkat naik pesawat...itu untk terakhir kaliny aq liat muka mereka....


sedang kn ima..saaat jam 6 man k rumahny.... dy naik darat k balik papan.... na saat blm d jemput naik taksi.. kita main dulu..na saat perpisahaan aq liat mukany jg yg terakhir kali ny.....


filemon,ima,belinda.... kok saat kalian pergi.. muka kalian sedih..... kn seharuzny senang karena gk d vidatra lagi....



I Miss U
with Love
XoXoXoXoXo

Lagu yg di dengerin

Rihanna- Te amo
Rihanna- Don't Let Go
Jay'z ft rihanna& kayen west - Run This Town
Akon Vs Rihanna-Umbrella
Vanessa Carlton-Hands On me

Wah Aq suka semua ny !!

i like it

Pegel

HUH~ capek sinema !!!dr jam 9.30-1.30 trz pulang pergi lagi k theater jam 2.00 pulang tdr wkwkwk


pegel Pegel Pegel Tp GK pp biar exsist





IPA AQ DATANG

My BFF 05

Nama: Belinda Carolin Remalis
Wanita

Anak ny Tomboy... Selalu memanggil aq bang Ody... Slalu rajin k gereja

Kejadian yg tak terlupakan selama menjadi temanny :

• Waktu klz 2 smp aq d tonjok dia karena nyanyi lagu Rihanna-Umbrella...
• Waktu klz 3 smp aq pernah kelahi am dy trz 1 jam kemudian ketawa-ketiwi gk jelas
  
• Waktu bersepeda ria klz 3 smp am lemon... ampe lemon sekarat kecapean
  
• Waktu klz 3 smp saat aq ber dua lemon nganter dy d bandara sebelum piindah kita bernangis2 ria
  

Miss u my friends

MY BFF 06

Nama : rezza Rizky Amalia

Wanita

ank ny rada aneh...Tomboy...Selalu d benci teman2 ny....
Kejadian yg tak terlupakan slm menjadi temanny :

• Saat masih 5 SD aq sama dy main sepeda ampe bego dr rumah aq keliling kompleks pt badak sampe d rumah ampe jam 6.00 .... (aq kangen masa2 itu)
• Waktu puasa klz 2 smp jalan am filemon jg k pabrik trz kita narsis malamny aq am rezza k pabrik lagi unutk narsis trz k rumah lemon (T_T kangen)
• Main Ps sama2 ampe bego... malam sebelum ulangan semester waktu klz 6 aq am dy main ps bukan belajar ... ha..ha...ha...

capek

huh tiap minggu capek banget ulangan tp gpp yg penting aq musti berusaha untk mendapat kn yg terbaik !!

DESY...AKNAN...AYU.. Liat nanti aq kalahin nilai kalian